It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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