What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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