if you like me you must not know who I am
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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