So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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