what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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