we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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