i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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