i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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