It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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