He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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