I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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