i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
