you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
