He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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