We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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