Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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