doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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