In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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