i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
