Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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