the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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