Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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