Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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