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I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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