I wish I could teleport
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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