He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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