If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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