Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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