Fuck appropriateness.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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