May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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