are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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