If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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