You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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