Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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