and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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