That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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