More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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