: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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