I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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