When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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