I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
