He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
