Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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