Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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