I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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