"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
