The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
