Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Text me some of your sweat
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