even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
false alarm. still invincible.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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