Christians are straight up FREAKS
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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